Your Goat Is Not an Alarm System – Let’s Talk Home Security in Africa
You’ve probably heard it before—or maybe you’ve said it yourself—”We don’t need CCTV, the dogs will bark if anything happens.” Or the classic village setup: a goat tied to the front porch as both a pet and the unofficial security officer.
Let’s face it: Africa is vibrant, dynamic, and sometimes… chaotically creative when it comes to solving problems. But when it comes to home and business security, creativity alone might not cut it.
The Great African Security Hack
In many neighborhoods across Ghana, Nigeria, Kenya, and beyond, we’ve mastered the “shout and run” security protocol. You hear a noise at 2 AM, shout “Who’s there?!”, and if the thief doesn’t answer politely, you run outside with your flashlight and neighborhood WhatsApp group on standby.
But what if there was a better way?
Enter Smart Security by Teqmidas
At Teqmidas I.T Solutions, we’re not here to replace your goat or your grandmother’s third sense (you know she always knows when something’s not right). We’re here to support them with actual tools: CCTV cameras, electric fences, motion sensors, remote monitoring apps, and more.
Imagine this:
Mr. Kofi, a store owner in Kasoa, used to sleep in his shop “just in case.” He didn’t trust night security. One month after installing our affordable 4-camera CCTV kit with motion alerts, he stopped sleeping with one eye open. He now monitors his store from his bed—and yes, he even caught a customer trying to sneak a tin of milk into their socks. We’re not saying names. Let’s just say “Aunty was surprised the footage was in HD.”
Business Isn’t Safe Without It
If you run a provision store, boutique, fuel station, or even a school, security is your first business partner. Losing stock or facing break-ins can drain your hustle before you even break even. That’s why our Business Security Solutions bundle includes:
- 24/7 remote monitoring via mobile
- Power-backup compatible DVRs (because “lights out” doesn’t mean “blind”)
- Discrete installation (so it’s not the first thing the thief cuts)
- Tamper alerts and audio recording where legal
But What About the Cost?
Here’s the funny part: most people think security is expensive until they lose their laptop, freezer, or that fresh goat they were saving for Christmas. Then suddenly, CCTV sounds cheap.
Truth is, Teqmidas has solutions for every budget, and our team will guide you from consultation to installation without the “technical plenty talk.”
Final Thoughts
Whether you’re in Takoradi or Tamale, Abuja or Kisumu, the future of African homes and businesses is smart and secure. Don’t wait for another break-in or “mysteriously missing fowl” to act.
Your goat can rest now.
Let Teqmidas do the watching.
Teqmidas I.T Solutions – Security, Simplified.
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13 Comments
Kwame_TechGuru
😂😂 “Your goat can rest now” really got me! Solid post. Time to upgrade from our barking dog to actual security.
Ama Poki
This is so true. I installed CCTV after someone stole my garden chairs, plastic chairs o! Since then, no nonsense again.
Moses
Please, how much is the starter CCTV package? I’m tired of depending on the security man who sleeps more than me. 😒
Obaa_Yaa99
I thought this was going to be one of those serious boring tech articles but ei, I laughed out loud 😂. You people know how to blend truth and humor!
Blessed Nana
Real talk. My uncle lost a whole freezer of fish in Kumasi. The thieves had time to cut through the walls into his shop. We were just shocked
Dada K
That line “shout and run protocol” is 100% accurate! Na wey my neighbor one hot afternoon chased a thief with cutlass… in his boxers 🤣🤣
AkuaWrites
Love this! It speaks directly to our African reality. Teqmidas should start a TikTok series with these stories. You’ll blow!
Joe Sarpong
You installed for me last month. Got a clear video of a worker stealing a crate of eggs. Case closed in less than an hour. I’m impressed 👌
KojoTheCeo
Can you guys integrate solar backup for areas with unstable power? Asking for my shop in Sefwi where dumsor is our roommate 😅
Empress Oduro
Don’t wait for mysteriously missing fowl to act 😂😂. This is funny but too real. Calling you guys tomorrow. Enough is enough.
Maggie
Ever since someone stole my gas cylinder and used my own wheelbarrow to carry it, I knew it was time to stop relying on the landlord’s prayers alone. Teqmidas, I dey come. 😅
YoungAndSecure
Honestly this article made sense and made me laugh. CCTV, here we come.
Nii
This is the kind of tech education we need. Funny but practical. You should visit communities and run workshops. People still think CCTV is only for banks.